Tuesday, January 14, 2014
Okay, so I made a terrible mistake--I wrote a caption before choosing a picture. Now one of the core elements of my captioning doctrine is that the picture tells a story, and I just put it into words. Of course, this doesn't work too well if you start from the wrong end, which is what I did. So I spent a few hours scanning the internet for a suitable picture, and found one which *sigh* I guess fits. So I took the picture, started into it. Of course, having written the story before having the picture, I didn't count on its length, and it didn't fit into what I consider to be an aesthetically pleasing size.
So there I was, with a bunch of caption pieces that didn't fit together, and no way to salvage them. So I threw it all away, and hoped for better luck on the next one. So, for now, the world will be without another incest-crossdressing-pedophilia-gay seduction captions.